The infamous MFP |
Here's a question: will there be any demand for handmade guacamole after the nuclear apocolypse?
Interesting question. I hadn't thought about it. I think it's safe to say I never would have given this the attention it deserves until I read some jabbering on Her Majesty's Facebook of late. It set me off, to be honest. What would you fancy after the wholesale slaughter of the human race? The chippie would be closed, so that's out.
I really ought to say upfront that all this is not my thinking. My chum Carolyn was recounting a Pampered Chef cooking show she was at with a new recruit. PChef makes this non-electrical gadget which PCheffers insist on calling the 'MFP'. A 'manual food processor' if you like. Now as you can see from the above pic, it looks like what a food processor looks like. But no mains electricity is required. You 'pump it' to quote from the blurb. In fact (quote) 'the more you pump, the finer the cuts.'
So if I've got this right, it could be a workout tool as well as a chopper. Aren't you supposed to 'pump' when you workout? I've no direct experience because I'm no friend of gyms and I've never seen this chopper - food processor - in the flesh. I'm sure The Green Godess on Breakfast TV years ago would have found a use for it. Anyway, to get to the point. A guest at this show suggested that the MFP would be better knowns as
The microplane zester |
A blast of thermal radiation to the tune of several megakelvins through your letter box would be more than a match for the deluxe kitchen wood effect suite from MFI. Safe to say the cat would be in for a hell of a shock too.
Pinot Grigio - weapon of choice |
50 Shades of Threat
We don't spend much time these days worrying about nutters with warheads and fingers on buttons, well not in the way we used to, certainly. Todays threats have a different twist. We'd booked flights to the States two days before the Twin Towers. Friends suggested we should cancel. Certainly not. Out of the question. Didn't fancy giving into that stuff really: we flew. I certainly don't lose sleep because rightly or wrongly, I'm not scared right now of the Big Bang.
However...I do keep being asked if I'm going to the Pampered Chef Annual Conference. A huge room packed with hundreds of excitable women armed to the teeth with well-thumbed copies of 50 Shades of Grey and unlimited cases of Pinot Grigio.
That's a different story. That's why I'm writing this under the kitchen table. Move over Tiddles.
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